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The Chillicothe Voice

Nelly’s Corner: 1963 — Mid-Summer

Mar 03, 2023 10:10AM ● By Greg “Nelly” Nelson
Skip Stone, my riverside buddy, enjoyed a paradise of adventure on the unending river. At age 11 he had his own fishing boat with a motor... unheard of at that time. Every morning he launched the boat and cruised out toward his favorite fishing areas. To Skip, the backwaters were a combination of the Amazon and Nile rivers. Skip liked to explore all alone. It was his own river and he daily caught his own lunch and cooked the catfish on an open fire. He always started his fire with only one paper match (he kept a couple of match books inside his tackle box). He used only natural fire material. Skip would gather carefully picked dry tinder and many dead limbs to ensure the perfect orange flames that would burn to the coals. His catfish would send a wonderful aroma on across the water, then when ready he would binge eat and move on to another secret fishing spot in order to bring enough catfish to his main camp which was his parents’ house. He then would knock on doors and sell stringers of fish within 30 minutes. Neighbors were his customers who knew they were getting Skip’s fresh fish.     By age 12 he was almost a millionaire according to Skip. Life was good!  Solo adventures and binging on campfire fish daily was very close to heaven!  No wonder he was a happy boy and he was getting rich from fish sales! Then tragedy struck unforeseen and it left a deep wound for decades. It was a perfect Saturday summer afternoon when he was forced to bathe and ordered to get in the backseat of the family car... a 1959 Chevy station wagon about 25 feet long. His older sister was all prettied up sitting on the extreme opposite of that backseat clutching her new transistor radio... all the rage of teenage girls at the time. Skip told me later that summer that “They took me away! Away from my paradise on the river!  They called it a vacation!”  

So the family set off to a destination somewhere towards Hell according to Skip. Stuck with his sister and that danged red transistor radio, they cruised for hours on concrete state highways. No air conditioner in the car, Skip rolled down his window in order to keep breathing on the way to Hell. His sister, Viola, yelled at him during commercial breaks on the radio, to please roll up Skip’s window (his only source of oxygen) because it was blowing her hair out of place. Skip was thinking he had an idea of how to tear her hair out of place but too faint to execute the idea. He suffered alone. After 8 hours of concrete roads they arrived at the “Vacation Destination”... a concrete motel with an outdoor concrete small swimming pool... Wonderful! No air conditioning in the motel but Viola was happy that it had a TV in the room. She didn’t want to spend too much time outside unless there was a very soft breeze faintly wafting across the concrete surrounding the small concrete pool ... her hair might get out of place. Skip was planning on ripping out her hair and then watching it waft across the concrete highway which was about 40 feet from the pool. Skip then thought Viola would certainly put down that radio and dash towards the wafting chunks of her hair, then Skip would take the radio to the deep end of the pool and stay there with it. He didn’t execute but later regretted it.

After a week of vacation entertainment, such as trying to catch lizards on the concrete area, most of the family returned home refreshed. Skip ran to his boat, started the motor, and sped away to his paradise. He tossed Viola’s red transistor radio in the murky channel water. “They Took Me Away! Next year I’m staying home to guard the house because someone burglarized us and took my sister’s new transistor radio!”  Skip told me that all his family agreed. “Hi! I’m Skip. Would you like to buy some catfish?”     

Hug your kids. Love your neighbor. Thank God we live in a small town by The River!